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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
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Elbert Hubbard
The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.
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Robert Greenleaf
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
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Author Unknown
Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers - not their minds.
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John Andrew Holmes
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
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Cathleen Douglas
For any woman to success in American life she must first do two things Prepare herself for a profession, and marry a man who wants her to succeed as much as she does.
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Arnold Toynbee
We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals, but we have been rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves.
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John Fowles, The Magus
I was too green to know that all cynicism masks a failure to cope -- an impotence, in short; and that to despise all effort is the greatest effort of all.
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Australian Aboriginal Proverb
We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home.
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Saville
Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and more power in their tears than we have by our arguments.
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Charles Baudelaire
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
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Jimmy Townsend
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.
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