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Judith Rossner
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It is harder to stay where you are than to get out.
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Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
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Roger Babson
It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.
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Jean Jacques Rousseau
To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that which he will have the most need to know.
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Susan J. Bissonette
An optimist is the human personification of spring.
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Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others.
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Natalie Goldberg
Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
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Homer
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.
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J. R. Platt
It's just as sure a recipe for failure to have the right idea fifty years too soon as five years too late.
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Walt Whitman
I say that democracy can never prove itself beyond cavil, until it founds and luxuriantly grows its own forms of art, poems, schools, theology, displacing all that exists, or that has been produced anywhere in the past, under opposite influences.
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Hayes
The expert at anything was once a beginner.
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La Bruyere
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.
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