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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Random Short Quotes - 174

Judith Rossner

It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It is harder to stay where you are than to get out.


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Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.


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Roger Babson

It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.


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Jean Jacques Rousseau

To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that which he will have the most need to know.


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Susan J. Bissonette

An optimist is the human personification of spring.


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Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others.


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Natalie Goldberg

Anything you fully do is an alone journey.


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Homer

If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.


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J. R. Platt

It's just as sure a recipe for failure to have the right idea fifty years too soon as five years too late.


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Walt Whitman

I say that democracy can never prove itself beyond cavil, until it founds and luxuriantly grows its own forms of art, poems, schools, theology, displacing all that exists, or that has been produced anywhere in the past, under opposite influences.


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Hayes

The expert at anything was once a beginner.


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La Bruyere

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.



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