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The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.
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Thomas Bailey Aldrich
The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest of human creature that walks.
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Josh Billings
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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John Heywood
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
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Leonard Bernstein
The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another . . . and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world.
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Michael Sun
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
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Richard Phillips Feynman
If you thought that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part.
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W. Somerset Maugham
By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.
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Marya Mannes
The great omission in American life is solitude. . . that zone of time and space, free from the outside pressures, which is the incinerator of the spirit.
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