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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Random Quotes and Sayings - 54

George Santayana

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.


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Koran

Wealth and children are the adornment of life.


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Washington Irving

There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others, however humble.


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Henry S. Haskins

Treat the other man's faith gently it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.


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Richard Whately

Curiosity is as much the parent of attention, as attention is of memory.


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Helen Keller, The Open Door (1957)

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.


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J. W. Fulbright

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.


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C. S. Lewis

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.


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Lucretius

What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.


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Saint Theresa of Jesus

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.


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Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Melish, January 13, 1813

An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.



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