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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Heraclitus, On the Universe

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.


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Endicott Peabody

Remember Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a line drawn through the middle of the peaks and the valleys of the centuries always has an upward trend.


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Stephen Covey

Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes all that we do and say suspect.


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Heraclitus

Nature is wont to hide herself.


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Oliver L. North

I haven't, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America ever violated an order-not one.


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Frank Herbert

Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.


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African Proverb

When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.


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Richard Bach

Learning is finding out what you already know


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Shantideva

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying


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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.


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Owen Felltham

Meditation is the soul's perspective glass.


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Alexander Hamilton

A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.



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