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Heraclitus, On the Universe
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
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Endicott Peabody
Remember Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a line drawn through the middle of the peaks and the valleys of the centuries always has an upward trend.
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Stephen Covey
Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes all that we do and say suspect.
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Heraclitus
Nature is wont to hide herself.
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Oliver L. North
I haven't, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America ever violated an order-not one.
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Frank Herbert
Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.
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African Proverb
When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
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Richard Bach
Learning is finding out what you already know
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Shantideva
If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.
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Owen Felltham
Meditation is the soul's perspective glass.
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Alexander Hamilton
A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.
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