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John P. Grier
The will to believe is perhaps the most powerful, but certainly the most dangerous human attribute.
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Agnes Repplier
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
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Pope Pius XI
It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the common good.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irretrievably under the control of destiny.
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Steve Prefontaine
To give anything less than your best is to give away the gift.
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Saint Jerome, Letter
No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
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Peter McArthur
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
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Phyllis McGinley
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.
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Ray Douglas Bradbury
Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things.
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H.L. Mencken
We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Mediocrity does not see higher than itself. But talent instantly recognizes the genius.
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Edith Sodergran
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.
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