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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
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Frank Zappa
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Sufi Proverb
I searched for God and found only myself. I searched for myself and found only God.
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Sir Thomas More
Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere Then every star should be an eye, To wander o'er thy beauties here.
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Homer
Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing, sooner than war.
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H Hahn Blavatsky
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults and the tactic of making sure they never reach that stage.
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Kenneth Hildebrand
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on Earth.
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Erich Fromm
Reason is man's instrument for arriving at the truth, intelligence is man's instrument for manipulating the world more successfully the former is essentially human, the latter belongs to the animal part of man.
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W.V.O. Quine
Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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John M. Barrie
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
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Jack Nicholson
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
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