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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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James Thurber

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.


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John Steinbeck, The Winter of our Discontent

Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and that only leaves three percent for the future.


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William Of Orange

There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see my country's ruin-- I will die in the last ditch.


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Charles Dickens

There is always something for which to be thankful.


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Emerich Edward Dalbert

The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.


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Robert Southey

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are throughout persuaded of each other's worth.


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A. N. Wilson

In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as satisfying, unpopularity-by being opinionated rather than by being learned.


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Christina Baldwin

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.


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Johann von Goethe

Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.


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Seneca

Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.


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Henry Fielding

Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.


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Herman Melville

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.



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