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James Thurber
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
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John Steinbeck, The Winter of our Discontent
Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and that only leaves three percent for the future.
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William Of Orange
There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see my country's ruin-- I will die in the last ditch.
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Charles Dickens
There is always something for which to be thankful.
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Emerich Edward Dalbert
The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.
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Robert Southey
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are throughout persuaded of each other's worth.
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A. N. Wilson
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as satisfying, unpopularity-by being opinionated rather than by being learned.
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Christina Baldwin
Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
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Johann von Goethe
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
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Seneca
Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
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Henry Fielding
Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.
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Herman Melville
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
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