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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 68

Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road

Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.


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Theodore Roosevelt

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood who strives valiantly who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause who at best, knows the triumph of high achievement and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.


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Abdul Baha, Paris Talks, p. 154

If a person commit a crime against you, have not the right to forgive him; but the law must punish him in order to prevent a repetition of that same crime by others, as the pain of the individual is unimportant beside the general welfare of the people.


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Scottish Proverb

Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.


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Sir Arther Connan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

The game is afoot.


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Chinese Proverb

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.


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Joan Borysenko

Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that tension to good use. We can look for every opportunity to give and receive love, to appreciate nature, to heal our wounds and the wounds of others, to forgive, and to serve.


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Logan Pearsall Smith

Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow.


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Lawana Blackwell

Age is no guarantee of maturity.


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James M. Barrie

God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.


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Berkeley Vax/Unix Assembler Reference Manual (1983)

This document describes the usage and input syntax of the Unix Vax-11 assembler As. As is designed for assembling code produced by the C compiler; certain concessions have been made to handle code written directly by people, but in general little sympathy has been extended.



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