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Robert L Schwartz
The entrepreneur is essentially a visualizer and an actualizer. He can visualize something, and when visualizes it he sees exactly how to make it happen.
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Anthony Klco
The haves and have nots can be traced back to the dids and did nots.
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Virgil, Aeneid
I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
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Virginia Woolf, The Waves (1931)
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Amos Bronson Alcott
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided to hang himself will never jump in front of a train.
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Cullen Hightower
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
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Adolf Hitler
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
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Chinese Proverb
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.
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Sydney Smith
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed.
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Seneca
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
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Marilyn Manson
The weak ones are there to justify the strong.
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Martin Luther
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.
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