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Harry Emerson Fosdick
No steam or gas drives anything until it is confined. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.
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Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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John Donne
Love all love of other sights controls, And makes one little room an everywhere.
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Socrates, from Plutarch, How a Young Man Ought to Hear Poems
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
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Joseph Joubert
Children have more need of models than of critics.
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Gilda Radner
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
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Laurie Colwin
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
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Ernest Hemingway
America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to the opinions of the world, thou wilt never be rich.
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Joseph Campbell
We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
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Marie Curie
I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
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John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
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