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Lucille Ball
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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Andre Gide
It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.
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Don Delillo
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
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Vulgate
Great is truth, and all powerful.
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Ted W. Engstrom
The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the victory.
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Sun-tzu
A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective.
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John Taylor, former president of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints
The kingdom of God or nothing.
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John C. Maxwell
A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with him.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die.
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Russell Baker
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
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Chinese Proverb
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
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Albert Einstein
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex ... it takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
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