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Confucius
The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of distress.
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Mrs Patrick Campbell, to George Bernard Shaw
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said ``hush' just once.
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Oscar Wilde
All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life.
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D. H. Lawrence
But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.
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Malcolm Cowley
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Samuel Smiles
It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast as the unscrupulous and dishonest one but the success will be of a truer kind, earned without fraud or injustice. And even though a man should for a time be unsuccessful, still he must be honest better lose all and save character. For character is itself a fortune...
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Henry David Thoreau
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
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Richard M. Nixon
Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers.
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Thomas Nash
Beauty is but a flower,Which wrinkles will devourBrightness falls from the airQueens have died young and fairDust hath closed Helen's eye.I am sick, I must dieLord have mercy on us.
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James Rippe
Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
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Elbert Hubbard
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
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