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Japanese Proverb
Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without vision is a nightmare.
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Bernard Baruch
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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Mark Twain
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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Walter Stegner
Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but to scar tissue and callus.
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Ralph Nader
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of the people and now he demands that government wrap itself around the waists of the people.
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Danish proverb
Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
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Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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Amelia Earhart
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
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Welsh Proverb
Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
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Alfonso the Wise
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
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Denis Diderot
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
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Albert Einstein
I don't know what will be used in the next world war, but the 4th will be fought with stones.
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