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Very Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 40
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Robert A. Heinlein
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
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Kent Nerburn
Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.
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Rachel Carson
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.
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Michel de Montaigne
The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
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Euripides
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
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Kimon Nicolaides
The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them.
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Chinese Proverb
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through.
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Theodore Harold White
To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
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Judith Martin
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
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Irving Layton
Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are logically determined collapses like a pricked balloon.
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Jim Hightower
Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.
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Tyron Edwards
Sin with the multitude, and your responsibility and guilt are as great and as truly personal, as if you alone had done the wrong.
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