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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotes and Sayings - 43

Anatole France

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.


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Author Unknown

Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.


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H. L. Mencken

The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.


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Russell Green

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.


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Edward Kennedy

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.


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Samuel Smiles

Hope...is the companion of power, and the mother of success for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles.


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Gary L. Francione, (American Legal Philosopher), Reaction to quote by Joseph Joubert

An aim of an argument should be progress, but progress ultimately means little without victory.


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Thomas Alva Edison

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.


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Johnson

The love of retirement has in all ages adhered closely to those minds which have been most enlarged by knowledge, or elevated by genius. Those who enjoyed everything generally supposed to confer happiness have been forced to seek it is the shades of privacy.


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English Proverb

The eyes are the window of the soul.


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William Jennings Bryan

An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says.


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Janet Reno, February 2, 1998

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.



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