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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 179
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
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William Shakespeare, Henry V.
From this day forward until the end of the world...we in it shall be remembered...we band of brothers.
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Maitri Upanishads
Where there is joy there is creation. Where there is no joy there is no creation know the nature of joy.
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Florence Scovel Shinn
Every great work, every great accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to the vision, and often just before the big achievement, comes apparent failure and discouragement.
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Saint Augustine
The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.
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Dag Hammarskjld
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one.
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La Rochefoucauld
Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than we do in our opinion of ourselves.
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Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms, 1929
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.
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Albert Schweitzer
Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate.
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Cicero
To each his own. (Suum Cuique)
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Joyce Maynard
A good home must be made, not bought.
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Elizabeth II
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else-I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.
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