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La Rochefoucauld
We are all strong enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
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Alexis Carrel
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the distance assigned to each of us.
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Karl Popper
There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds of aspects of human life. And one of these is the history of political power. This is elevated into the history of the world.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.
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Unknown
The only successful substitute for brains is silence.
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Author Unknown
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
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Bertrand Russell
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
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Prince Philip of England
Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an opportunity, not a threat.
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Aristotle
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
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Henry Miller
Any genuine philosophy leads to action and from action back again to wonder, to enduring fact of mystery.
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Seneca
Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us that injury that provokes it.
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Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria
A liar should have a good memory.
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